I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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