3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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