party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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