Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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