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so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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