Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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