I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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