brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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