He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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