dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize