Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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