My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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