why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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