drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Its about making memories worth repressing
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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