I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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