There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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