bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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