I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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