i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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