i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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