I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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