She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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