Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
