ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She needs sedatives and a leash
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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