Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
