It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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