Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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