So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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