I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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