i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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