i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
