ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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