Fuck appropriateness.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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