I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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