jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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