You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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