too bad you live with your parents still
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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