Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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