im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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