How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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