i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
