No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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