Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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