You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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