God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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