I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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