so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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