Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You work out of a Hotel?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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