this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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