my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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