im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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