If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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