awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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