I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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