That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Two words: nipple clamps
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