so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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