do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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